Putting my money where my mouth is, here you will find all of my race results. I've not spent my life pursuing athletic pursuits; choosing instead to live the life of bohemian wannabe throughout my 20s (coffee, cigarettes, beer, music, art, and poetry were the staples of my life). However, I'm rather proud of the results that I've been getting, especially considering the fact I raced my first race ever at age 34 in 2005. I should probably point out the fact that I started to get into cycling for distance at 30 (after I quit smoking), and I took up swimming and running at 32-33. I am rather obsessive compulsive in my approach to things like this, so I expect to see improvement in both my distances and times.